intravenousnovocain

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

I’m such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we’re in line at the grocery store, I live for that shit.

nervedeep:

I think I deserve a tattoo and a trip to the book store

0dde11eth:

grippiersockgangggg-deactivated:
I was not made for….*gestures broadly at the world*

fckinstoned:

don’t get me wrong I want sex and I want your body on mine and I want to make you moan but more than that I just wanna fall asleep with your arms around me and your hand in mine and not a care in the world

dogposts:

got called weird for always taking pics of my corgi’s butt. this was my response

legitimately:

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

thickness-protection-program:

bigbrows-biggerblunts:
thickness-protection-program:
Edward Cullen energy
what does that mean?

aahsoka:

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

catchymemes: